Wednesday, November 30, 2011

No-Nap Wonder Baby

This little hooligan is the reason I'm subsisting on 4 hours of sleep.


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According to the pediatrician, a baby of his age should be sleeping in 5-7 hour stretches at night.

HAHAHAHAHA Hooooo boy, Mr. Doctor, that is a funny one.


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We all pummel our fists and drool in response to your hilarious joke.

I reallyreallyreally would like, nay need, him to be more like this:


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Especially considering that, miracle of miracles, his older brothers and sister are zonked out upstairs.

But instead, I get this:


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Okay, okay, I'll take him. The double chin and gaze of adoration have convinced me.

Now please sleep.

Love, Mama.

2 comments:

Tracy said...

Does your misery love company? Because if it does, it may help you to know that miss Eliza is not sleeping 5-7 hrs at night, either.

She's given us 2 6 hour stretches on different nights. Since, I've tried to rack my brain and come up with a reason why she slept so long those two nights. was it the bath? the lavendar wash I used? The way I swaddled her? So far, no dice. I think those two nights were a fluke.

janie said...

hahahah i love him so much.