King Peter's Hair

When my daughter wakes up, her hair is really funny-looking. I don't think it's exaggerating to say that it's kind of a hot mess right out of bed and that the thought of combing it fills me with dread and terror. And also that we buy massive quantities of de-tangling spray.

And then when I gird my loins and dive in, suddenly her head looks...smaller.

Repeat daily.

Now you know why I keep it short.

The End.